If I was a bird

If I was a bird

Able to fly and be free

I could go where I want

Wherever the wind takes me.

If I was a bird

I’d be a pigeon

And I’d take a shit.

I’d follow the people who gave me crap and say,

“Karma is a bitch, motherfucker.”

If I was a bird

I’d be a seagull

And steal people’s food.

Looks like lunch is on you.

If I was a bird

I’d be a hawk

Or a falcon

Or an eagle

So drunk on my freedom and power

That nothing else would matter.

If I was a bird

I’d be a dove

A symbol of peace, leader of change.

If I was a bird

I’d never stop flying

Never want to come back down to earth

Because that is where I’d get hurt.

I’d feel the wind

The sun

The brilliance of life up high.

~Quill

Hello, World

I needed a bit of humor today, so please pardon the language. Do feel free to comment and let me know what you think. Like who would you poop on if you were a bird?

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